what kind of drugs does a duck do?
don’t do it
this is brought to you by Barry Kripke.
The Sheriff’s Secret Police Would Like to Remind all NightVale Citizens that Tuesday has been cancelled, in the Heat of the Moment.
I have had legit conversations just like this.
are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside
*bursts from the womb* COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I’VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
|—||e.e. cummings (via cleamour)|